For all you writers out there who are trying to find your path to publication I would like to assure you it's a whole lot weirder than you realize. My first book credit is in the erotic humor book Loose Lips! If you are looking for a birthday or holiday gift that either brings your … Continue reading I Got Published in a Book My Mom Can’t Read But You All Can!
"Hello Patrons! (Patronis? Patronites? Pantaloons? Yeah okay it's Pantaloons) I am an angry feminist. I know. Shocker. I'm sure you all dropped whatever you were holding and it was probably heavy and it landed on your foot and then broke so now you have a broken foot and a broken whatever-you-were-holding and it's sad all … Continue reading I Sold Emotional Labor and Here’s What I Learned
Hi Peeps, So I'm sure many of you have seen the gorgeous and lovely feline I get to call my soulmate. For those who haven't somehow seen her (which is amazing because I have been waaaaay less than subtle about our relationship) this is my amazing cat, Zelda. This is going to get more personal … Continue reading My Cat Needs Dental Work or How the Author Turned Into Marie Antoinette
"GREETINGS, PATRONS!!!!! God, ya'll are gorgeous. Look at you. So anyway I wrote this piece for a Write Club bout in San Francisco in January. Basically I walked away patting myself on the back for making city people give a shit about country music but this piece has stayed with me. I'm currently reworking it … Continue reading New Memoir Piece Up on Patreon
New piece up on patreon! Pledge and you can read my behind the scenes stuff! "I know a lot of Not Other Girls. We feed each other in our exclusive club meetings where we analyze the things that Other Girls “complain” about. It’s our own secret golf courses of business deals where we all woefully … Continue reading I Have Chronic “Not Like Other Girls” Syndrome
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Isn't she cute?! Also emotional labor and such. Click the picture to get some on Fiverr!!!