For all you writers out there who are trying to find your path to publication I would like to assure you it’s a whole lot weirder than you realize. My first book credit is in the erotic humor book Loose Lips! If you are looking for a birthday or holiday gift that either brings your family together or gets you cut out of the will, this will do the trick.
I’m on page 75 and if you are interested in my signing it (this is apparently a thing?) pledge my patreon and send me your address and I’ll mail you a signed book plate with a funny inscription and a kiss print in fun lipstick colors.