10 Crystals Republicans Could Replace Obamacare with that Would Be More Effective than the AHCA

With Trumpcare/Ryancare/Pencecare or whatever now rolling out as an empty shadow of a plan, and the very real possibility of the Affordable Care Act being dissolved, it’s time to consider all of our options. With Trump pushing 10 Million people off their health insurance, the overall disarray and flip flopping on preexisting conditions, push and pull … Continue reading 10 Crystals Republicans Could Replace Obamacare with that Would Be More Effective than the AHCA

The Many Medical Benefits of Analingus

Are you suffering from second head growth? Has your skin started slowly converting into scales? Do you fall asleep when you’re tired? You have to try this miracle technique called analingus! This ancient art of licking someone’s anus will help prevent knuckle cancer, cleanse you of small aliens occupying your colon, and will give you … Continue reading The Many Medical Benefits of Analingus

An Open Letter to the Head Hunter Who Called Me at Work

Dear Patrick: Thank you so much for reaching out about the Major Gifts Officer role at the San Francisco Ballet. As you firmly insisted, the ballet has made great strides to be more creative and to draw in an energetic and youthful donorship. However, as you pointed out, I’m probably under qualified for the position. … Continue reading An Open Letter to the Head Hunter Who Called Me at Work