Act One: Childhood A woman sits on the last day of her office job, swiveling back and forth in her office chair. Her skirt brushes her knees and she moves … Continue reading Monopoly Has New Pieces: a play in 3 acts
Month: March 2017
End of the World Lisa Frank Tarot: March
My February was a bit of a shit show. How was everyone else’s? Yeah that’s what I thought. This month we have the Star. Thank the Universe. We all need … Continue reading End of the World Lisa Frank Tarot: March
Ya’ll I’m Working on a Book
So exciting news. I’m working on a book. A year ago I got to write a really fun piece for Harlot Magazine called How to Face-Sit Like a Lady . … Continue reading Ya’ll I’m Working on a Book
10 Crystals Republicans Could Replace Obamacare with that Would Be More Effective than the AHCA
With Trumpcare/Ryancare/Pencecare or whatever now rolling out as an empty shadow of a plan, and the very real possibility of the Affordable Care Act being dissolved, it’s time to consider … Continue reading 10 Crystals Republicans Could Replace Obamacare with that Would Be More Effective than the AHCA
The Many Medical Benefits of Analingus
Are you suffering from second head growth? Has your skin started slowly converting into scales? Do you fall asleep when you’re tired? You have to try this miracle technique called … Continue reading The Many Medical Benefits of Analingus
An Open Letter to the Head Hunter Who Called Me at Work
Dear Patrick: Thank you so much for reaching out about the Major Gifts Officer role at the San Francisco Ballet. As you firmly insisted, the ballet has made great strides … Continue reading An Open Letter to the Head Hunter Who Called Me at Work
