I’m Lauren. I write things. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are serious. Sometimes they are seriously funny. Sometimes I get paid! Sometimes I do not. Hence why you should support my patreon if you like my work or basically skip over to the Buy Me Toys tab and buy me cat food. Anyway, look around. Enjoy yourself. Feel free to share things you like with other people. Maybe you have one of those super chill moms that wants to read about my sex life. I’m on social media if you’re into that, so you can also enjoy my hilarious tweets which include things like the following:
See? Super funny, right?
Thanks for reading. I hope at the very least you find something that resonates a little bit. If you’re putting together something and want a contributor, reach out. I’d love to hear more.
Lauren Parker is a writer based in Oakland. She is the cohost of GLOW the Distance: a Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling podcast, and a graduate of Hiram College’s Creative Writing program. She has written for the Toast, the Tusk, Ravishly, The Bold Italic, Harlot Magazine, Hoodline, and plain china. She’s the winner of the Summer of Love essay contest in the Daily Californian, the Vachel Lindsay poetry prize, and a was featured in Bennington College’s Best Undergraduate Writing series in 2012.